De Amerikaanse singer-songwriter John Mayer blijkt naast een prima gitarist ook nog eens een flinke portie humor te hebben. Op zijn Twitteraccount verzamelt hij zijn hilarische dagelijkse gedachten.
Zijn dagelijkse overpeinzingen gaan van filosoferen over Garfield tot het beschrijven van komische situaties waar we ons allemaal wel in herkennen. Wat het ook is, Mayer slaagt er steeds in ons te doen grinniken.
Hoewel de zanger al sinds een jaar niet meer drinkt, is hij er zeker niet minder grappig op geworden. Geniet mee van zijn meest lachwekkende tweets.
I am a full grown adult, yet I still feel like rolling a piece of bread into a ball turns it back into raw dough.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 7, 2017
So he hated Mondays because Jon had to go to work? So Garfield is a symbol for the facade we all create to protect us from loss?
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 1, 2017
Hot take: nailing Halloween costumes is like nailing karaoke songs.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 1, 2017
Shout out to people who text you and apparently throw their phone into a river as soon as they hit send?
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 26, 2017
They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 4, 2017
I miss the new Kanye.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 31, 2017
If you’re pretty, you’re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it’s just “congratulations about your face.”
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 19, 2017
Ever had a phone call so important you changed your outfit for it?
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 29, 2017
Hotel Thermostat Battle: Celsius Edition
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 27, 2017
Every tweet you write falls apart if you stare at it long enough.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 26, 2017
My Music
Me: this is great
Reviews: “it’s alright.”
Me: yah it’s just alright.
Me listening six months later: whatever, this is great.— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 24, 2017
I got my eye drops mixed up with my Krazy Glue, and when I tried to fix a broken mug, the pieces just slid right apart. I’m such a dunce
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 21, 2017
Doesn’t matter how good your outfit is, it’s gonna look like shit when you put it back on in a fitting room.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 8, 2017
